No series on crystal healing is complete without an episode about the coolest crystal artifacts of all time: crystal skulls! Dylan and Brent dive into the powers of these mysterious creations and where they may (or may not) have come from, ending with the explosive (true?) story of the most famous crystal skull of all, the Mitchell-Hedges skull or THE SKULL OF DOOM!
Episode 10: Crystal Healing Part 3 – Happy Water Crystals and Other Crystal Pseudoscience
In the final(?) episode of their crystal healing series, Dylan and Brent delve into what the Internet mob's opinions on crystal healing and try to make heads or tails of crystal science, which is far too peer reviewed. The hosts discover that water can read, the indignity of an orbish afterlife, and that violet is for magic.
Episode 9: Crystal Healing Part 2 – Crystal Grids, Crystal Protection, and Anti-Crystal Christians
Join Dylan and Brent as they discuss hoodwitches activating crystal grids with a dirty quartz in their left hand. Make sure they don't ensnare you like birds on the second part of their crystal healing series!
Episode 8: Crystal Healing Part 1 – Healie Feelies
In their new series, Dylan and Brent lay the groundwork for a masterclass on crystal healing. Explore the spiritual supermarket of overpriced mineral ointments, glittering mountains, jake sticks, and crystal healing kits.
Episode 7: None Dare Call it News I
AND THEY CAME OUT AND WENT INTO THE SWINE
Dylan and Brent tackle the important news of the day. Will analysis of environmental DNA in Loch Ness confirm the existence of a much-sighted plesiosaur? Can a course on exorcism move the practice from the 14th to the 21st century? Will Saint Columbo ever get his own TV show? Find out all this, and more, on this first in a continuing series!
Episode 6: Cancer Quackery Part 4 – Hulda Regehr Clark and the Cure For All Cancers
On the final episode of their cancer quackery series, Dylan and Brent discuss the life and times of Hulda Clark, whose parasite predicilictions, daliances with dysfunctional devices, and legal liabilities deserved an episode all their own.
Episode 5: Cancer Quackery Part 3 – The Hoxsey Treatment, Zoetron Therapy, Ryke Geerd Hamer and “New German Medicine”, and the Kelley/Gonzalez Metabolic Therapy
In their penultimate cancer quackery episode, Dylan and Brent distinguish capital "N" and lowercase "n" nazis, investigate magnet mischief and unoriginal ripoffs, and visit the Medical Center for Studying Cancer in Horse Legs Only.
Episode 4: Cancer Quackery Part 2 – Hydrazine Sulfate, Immuno-Augmentative Therapy, Dr. Burzynski, Kabbalah Water, the Greek Cancer Cure, and Cansema
This second part of their cancer quackery series explores the not-so-cured featured on 60 minutes, Sally Jesse Raphael, Penthouse, and others. Spokespersons for the charlatans involved could not be reached for comment.
Episode 3: Cancer Quackery Part 1 – Scorpion Venom, Entelev, Shark Cartilage, the Livingston-Wheeler Regimen, Iscador, and the Macrobiotic Diet
On the first episode in our series on cancer quackery, Dylan and Brent review the tinctures, tonics, and treatments with bizarre ingredients and wacky dietary requirements.
Episode 2: Book of Revelation Part 2 – The Mark of the Beast, Seven Bowls, and New Jerusalem
In the conclusion to the Book of Revelation series, Dylan and Brent start a company to sell God's Wrath Wine and teach you how to build a scale model of New Jerusalem.









